The lost Bank

Cust: I don't have service! But i lost my Bank Account!
Me: You mean you lost your Account Number?
Cust: No no i lost my Bank Account!
Me: You lost your bank?
Cust; Yes!
Me: Sir your bank is the "Italian PostOffice Bank", you can't loose it..
Cust: But my internet doesn't work!
Me: Still you bank does exist, go there and ask about your account..

santa come for your signal

Customer: Since my neighbor put his Christmas light on his balcony i no longer have signal in my phone..

Spying bank

Cust: Vodafone is spying on me!
Me: Why?
Cust: It keep sending me SMS when i make a payment with my credit card!
Me: I'm sorry i think that's you bank sending the sms..
Cust: No no i ask the bank and they say it's not them!

Incredible coincidence

Cust: I want to recharge just 10€! Last time i recharge my number of 15€ my phone speaker stop working..

Everyone is a customer sometime

Customer: I'm a Lawyer and i want to denounce the company X! I sign a contract for 20€/month and i receive 40€/month!
Me:  What contract did you subscribe?
Customer: I don't know! i didn't read the contract!
Me: Well can you show me the contract?
Customer: The guy who sold me the plan didn't left me a copy!
Me: If i was one of your clients, and i told you i blind sign a contract without reading it and without asking for a written copy, what would you say to me?