Cust: Why did i call this phone number last month? I never called it before in 15 years!
Me: Maybe you changed your mind?!?!

Break Up with my boyfriend

Cust: Why do i still have to pay this iPad if is 2 months i broke up with my boyfriend?
Me: What's the connection?
Cust: Well i bought it to speak with my boyfriend and since i don't speak with him anymore i don't want to pay it!

He is talking with god

Cust: "I'm trying to call my priest but he is not answering! Why??"
Me: "maybe he is busy talking with God"