Gust Star

Not from me but from a dear friend

Cust: Could you please tell me if this porfume is the same of the handsome guy i saw this morning next to my house?

100 is 24!

Me: This service have 100 hours each month
Cust: So is 24 hours a day?
Me: No is up to 100 hours in a month..
Cust: So unlimited?

Wife Control

Cust: Why did my wife download this file?
Me: Shouldn't you ask your wife about it?

Cust: If i watch a comic video does it consumer more gb then an action movie?

Why does my bank pay my bills?

As you all know I'm not a bank but this doesn't stop someone..
Customer enter showing a receive of her bank account movement
"Excuse me can you explain why was i charged X€ for this Y thing?"

I only want money! no expense!

Cust: "In this SMS they say they charge me X€, what does it mean?"
Me: "Do they say 'charge' or 'accredit' ?"
Cust: "Charge!"
Me: "Then they charge you X€!"
Cust: "But i only want to receive €! i don't want charges!"
Me: "Who does?"

9€ is 9 minute

Cust: I have a plan that cost 9 minute a month!
Me: Do you mean 9€?
Cust: Isn't it the same?
Me: Only if you earn 60€ every hour..

Don't die my dear Phone!

Cust: my 7 years old phone is dead!
Me: Well it's time to change it..
Cust: But inside i have all the sms i need for a very important litigation that i have next week!
Me: Didn't you make a copy of them?
Cust: NO!

Why didn't work?

Cust: I asked my provider for something by mail 2 weeks ago and i haven't received it yet!
Me: It's normal it take 30 days.
Cust: No wait, i didn't do it at all! what am i supposed to do now?
Me: Ask them now?

Water is magic

Cust: My phone doesn't work!
(I open the phone in front of his eyes)

Me: But there is water inside!
Cust: It's impossible!
Me: Touch IT!
(He touch the inside of his phone and touch the water)

Cust: well maybe it fell into the flour?!
Me: NO! It fell into the WATER!

Why did i pay more?

Me: With us you will get X for only 10€/Month!
Cust: But why did my other provider bill me 4 times that for all this years?
Me: Simple! Because you always payed without complaining!

Incredible time

Cust: How many minutes can i call with 250 minutes?
Me: 250?

Happy new year!!!!

1st Phone call of the year
Cust: Hello i'm XY i come 15 days ago to buy a sim card, but i don't remember my GMail password
Me: Ok come here and we will reset it!
Cust: Oh but i'm 1000km away right now..
Me: I'm sorry, but you need to be here
Cust: Oh but that's very unprofessional!
Me: that i forgot YOUR password?