Grandma rules

Old couple enter

Grandpa: But why should anyone want to spend so much money for a phone like this? (pointing to a top of the line model)

After a while talking about the marvel of modern phone i find out that their daughter live in London and now have a child.

Me: Well and with this you can always always made a video call to your daughter and see your grandchild even from the couch or if you are out of the house

Grandma (that was completely ignoring our conversation till few second before): Oh is wonderful we take it!
Grandpa: But i don't think ..
Grandma: No but! I want to see my grandchild! take out your document and do it!

Who need money?

Customer: I want this X
Me: Ok the price is Y or Z
Customer: well i will go for Y
Me: Ok is Y€ please
Customer: Oh but i have no money...

Wrong number means is for free

Customer: I don't understand why i was billed this 2€
Me (After checking): Well you sent 4 international sms to Cape Verde.
Customer: Oh... but i sent them to the wrong number, why do they bill it to me?
Me: If you send a real mail to someone, but write the wrong address, do they reimburse you the stamp?

How do you dare ask for money?

Customer (Asking for a service): You mean you ask money for that? (With a VERY surprised voice)
Me (Thought but not told): Didn't you notice we don't have a "charity church" sign outside?

Free phone for everyone

Customer: I left my car open last night and someone opened it and stole my phone, what can i do?
Me: Report it to the Police, and buy a new phone
Customer: Can't i have a new phone for free?
Me: No, i'm sorry
Customer: But it cost me 500€!

It's unfair i can't fail to pay 3 bills!

Cust: I didn't pay a bill and they stop my service! WHY?
Me:  Well .. because you didn't pay?
Cust: But is Unfair! Last time they wait till the 3rd unpaid bill to stop my service!

Nothing costs more then something

Customer: Do you have this thing (A brad new model)
Me: Yes i have it fresh from delivery and it costs X
Customer: But in the other place they told me it costs Y!
Me: Why didn't you buy it there?
Customer: They don't have it!
Me: Well maybe this is why it is so cheap..

mathematic is hard

Customer: Why can't i make a phone call? i have 4€ left!
Me: No sir you have MINUS 4€!
Customer: So what does it mean?

feeling exhausted.